My middle name should be Grace. Maybe I will have it legally changed. I was trying to make myself some tea about 5 days ago (since I am sort of delayed on publishing this-the good update is that this was a couple of weeks ago and my hand has not been amputated) and managed to pour the boiling hot water onto my hand (I guess my hand was jealous of my mug—no! give me some hot water too!) Well, stupid left hand…you got what you asked for. Are you happy now? I didn’t think so. Ooooh, and now you’re going to be all: “owwwww, I’m in pain and I’m burning.” Yeah, well you should have that of that before you were half asleep and asked me to pour hot water on you.
